by Kedu Divah

Welcome to the most exciting blog tab- THE SHAMELESS PUNDIT by your favourite Gweru Kid, Panashe Dave.

The English Premier league was being watched by a few Manchester City fans yesterday night as the rest of the world went on with their daily lives and of course the Champions league.

Erling Haaland a robot confused to being human seems to have finished a system upgrade phase which saw him having a scoring drought.

In a match with Brentford, he was the miracle that City needed to win one nil taking them a point behind Liverpool after playing their game in hand.

In the European tournament, Inter Milan feasted with a one nil win beating Atletico Madrid in Italy.

The most overhyped winger who almost got Erik Ten Hag out of a job, Jordan Sancho was found lacking as Dortmund were held to a one all draw.

In other news, Khama Billiat a former Sundowns and Kaizer Chiefs player has reportedly been signed by Yadah FC, the second team in Zimbabwe with an actual home stadium.

The deal has exposed the so called big teams such as Dynamos who had much expectation of signing him only for him to be snatched away literally at the airport by YADAH FC officials insinuating that he might have already signed for the Christian boys.

All is set for the Castle Lager Champions cup which will see Dynamos and Ngezi Platinum stars go at it as the Castle lager Premier Soccer League is about to commence.

I hope you enjoyed, remember to share this post and follow @panashedave on X. shout out to Tudzaa for the platform, thank you for the support, I feel like we are cooking something here. Apologies for the banter, drink water, you will be fine.

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