Welcome to the most exciting show- THE SHAMELESS PUNDIT hosted by your favourite Gweru Kid, Panashe Dave.
Well where do I begin, let us start with the dissection of last EPL matches shall we, after all besides the Castle Lager premier soccer league it’s the only thing next to the fusion of perfection and entertainment.
Saturday was a very sad day for football (at least to those who understand it).
Tottenham Hotspur, a club well known for its magnificent empty and cobweb infested trophy cabinet won by a squirm against Brighton and Hove Albion 2-1. A late goal in the very dying seconds of the game ensured that the trophy less London giants secured their three points and edged closer to solidify a place in the top 4, a thing that they have made a ritual instead of winning actual silverware.
Fulham cruised past Bournemouth making millions of Zimbabweans happy as their star boy the magnificent left back Jordan Zemura was offloaded in a subtle manner by Bournemouth. Worryingly, Luton was handed a backside slap away by Sheffield United. Newcastle united (no one cares about them) used that Saudi magic to beat Nottingham Forest 3-2 in a thrilling match.
Manchester City struggled in the first half and were held by the spherical body parts thanks to the robot HalaandB4526243 (the robot’s serial number) and their alien in the form of a Belgian citizen DeBryne, they managed to snatch a 2-0 win over Everton.
Liverpool showed how football is played by beating a strong star studded Burnley 3-1, or at least that’s what it showed from how their fans celebrated. Brentford was bold enough to visit Wolves inside the Molineux jungle and castrate all alpha males in a two nil win.
The best club in England played on Sunday and yes it is not Arsenal. Manchester United played the overhyped Aston Villa in a stadium they named after a Park and saw quiet picnic like football being played thanks to a late header from the Scottish genius now nicknamed McClutch from an assist, by a header of the most respected English centre back. At the other end of the spectrum were Gunners, Arsenal football club who mercilessly massacred Westham United with a hammer six times or as the score line read: 6-0.
While Zimbabweans were sleeping, it was the battle of the mid in the self-imposed London derby in the Selhurst Park where Chelsea managed to get out of harms way at the firing eagles in a 3-1 win. After 90 minutes of sweating and puffing, Chelsea fans managed to celebrate one of their biggest achievement this season, maintaining the tenth position.
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