Welcome to the most exciting blog tab- THE SHAMELESS PUNDIT by your favourite Gweru Kid, Panashe Dave. Manchester was buzzing as the battle between City and United went underway. Manchester United shocked City in the first half through a Marcus Rashford stunner that resulted in a goal.
An injury troubled United was able for some time to contain City and their malfunctioning robot. However at Halftime while Ten Hag was busy celebrating early victory, Pep quickly put his computer nerds to task so as to fix his robot who then delivered alongside Phil Foden.
In the end, it was Pep’s men who won 3-1 edging closer to snatch the lead to Liverpool and finally put the nail the coffin on Arsenal’s hopes of winning the league. While Tottenham Hotspur might fail to celebrate any trophy this season, their fans were entertained by a 3-1 win over Crystal Palace with Son proving why he’s the best military man to ever grace the football field.
Newcastle’s game plan came to life as they managed to contain an inform Wolves side at St James’ Park. Liverpool snatched a win at Nottingham Forrest with a win in the very dying minutes of the match. Embarrassingly, it is yet another ‘play until Liverpool wins’ moment for Liverpool as conspiracy football pundits have insinuated that it is in the interest of the top echelons in English football to have Klopp win the title in his final season as a manager.
Chelsea and Barcelona have lately become twins in as far as average football is concerned, Chelsea failed to beat Brentford in a 2-2 draw. Fans around the world have now nicknamed Chelsea the ‘10th FC’ for its predilection with the position 10 or 11 after a stretch of games. It remains to be seen what Chelsea will do with Poch as coach considering the fact that they have already fired multiple coaches.
Aston Villa won 3-2 against Luton in a match that was interesting to watch as they cement their position in the top four. Arsenal will face Sheffield in a match no one really cares about anymore. I hope you enjoyed, remember to share this post and follow @panashedave on X. Shout out to Tudzaa for the platform, and thank you for the support. Apologies for the banter, drink water, you will be fine.
