Welcome to the most exciting blog tab- THE SHAMELESS PUNDIT by your favourite Gweru Kid, Panashe Dave.
Without Manchester United, Chelsea and Liverpool there is clearly nothing interesting to talk about. While these clubs are on sabbatical, viewers from around the world were glued to their screens as the lukewarm competition unveiled itself.
A night before Valentine’s day, FC Cop’hagen tried to replicate what it did to a Manchester United team that did not have Kobbie Mainoo on the team sheet but got their backside clapped at home by Manchester City in a 3-1 loss.
The most successful team in the competition thanks to the bribing of officials, Real Madrid, did it once again beating Red Bull Leipzig 1 nil in what most haters tamed a shame and steal.
On Valentine’s Day in Paris, the capital city of love, Real Sociedad players forgot their mission as they played without passion. One would think that they had dragged their partners alongside to enjoy the Valentine’s Day as they lost 2 nil.
In Rome, Bayern Munich players just like those from Real Sociedad played like they had come to Italy to gaze at art with their lovers. Umpeccanno was given a red card and allegedly rushed to enjoy the Valentine’s evening with his lover as the team got beat 1 nil.
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